Dear Contributors, 
            because of changes in the interior and in number of tweets, the distribution will change a bit.  After initial costs, and counting the front cover as  20 “tweets” and interior sectional art as 8 with thread illustrations as 5 apiece, profits will now be split 905 ways, so that each tweet you are credited with will earn 1/905 of profits. The idea is still that everyone profits from their own creativity. We still may not get rich, but I hope you'll appreciate my attempts to be fair and make us all smile.
I am still confirming some addresses I don't have.  I'll be very happy to send you a text attachment of the new book if you DM me an email address, as well as an actual book if you give me a real one. You can reach me via twitter @rowemag.Contributors will be able to buy extra copies at cost plus shipping.This is what people involved who have seen it say. Thanks for all the lovely responses! 
"Excellent work."
"Cool, I'd love to"
"That's a great idea, and I feel honoured to be included."
"Fame at last!"
"Happy to be involved"
"Why not?"
"feel free to use anything that you want"
"lol ok"
"feel free to use mine"
"I have extras if necessary"
"be my guest!"

One tweet alone doesn't last long, but salvaged, collated, edited and illustrated: we have something! Or at least something to keep in the bathroom and prove to family members that we are actually quite witty. 

UPDATE, 2 JUNE 2011
It's finally sorted out, completely redone to make everyone happy, and I'm very pleased and relieved to let you know that "Poultrymovies, Dogsongs and Other Witty Tweet Jokes" is now available from Amazon.com at http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_51?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=poultrymovies.+dogsongs+and+other+witty+tweet+jokes&sprefix=poultrymovies.+dogsongs+and+other+witty+tweet+jokes or from the printer at https://www.createspace.com/3485985 . If you're in the book I will be contacting you over the next few days to give you a code as a contributor which will enable you to purchase it at cost. Unless you've told me you don't need one, or I don't have a mailing address for you (which I'll ask you to DM or email me), I will also be sending you a copy of the new book as soon as I get my teaching paycheck/que this month!
<b>Contributors list:</b>
@AlanRedux, @Art4TheMasseys, @bmerer, @chilibea, @chrismeredith, @DaisyCottageIRL, @DavidCrayford, @DawgBelly, @derrygriffin, @empressburger, @Feisty_Onion, @fekauffman, @GrahamBowes, @gullstory, @haentar, @hinge832, @jabalingit, @Jimjar, @julieankerson, @justinbellinger, @KevinBrettauer, @lavazzaatfrys, @lokimaros, @love_wednesday, @MockTurtlePower, @nicktheowl, @noelthewalrus, @NonchalantNurse, @PaulOckenden, @peterpastry, @philmscribe, @PublicBenjamin, @radeeboi, @RadWagon, @RainbowCloud9, @rgjohnson77, @RichHL, @roadiejon, @robsteadman, @Ron0202, @rowemag, @RussBass, @russl, @russwillis, @sad19, @sazrooi, @scotwriter, @sebastianflyte, @SparkleyTwinkle, @squeakattack, @sue_treanor, @swannoir27, @swbennett1503, @swertyd, @tattyheaded, @Tefisheep, @TheAxeFalls, @thomastowell, @Tiggythepiggy, @tomlennon1, @tonedebone, @travelmaus, @VenusDeMileage, @veraclaythorne, @williamgodfree, @williamstafford, @wormito.
*In case you were wondering about the previous version of the book, which had more people included but fewer jokes and pictures, even though you'd been able to look at it online since January it was on the market (purchasable) for only a few days and raised $9.54, not enough profit for Amazon to send to me. I mailed free copies to anyone in the book who gave me contact information, and have plenty more of the first version here which I won't sell, so if you were in it and would like more copies let me know! (*please send shipping for these extras if I already sent you one copy of it.)