Poultrymovies, Dogsongs And Other Witty Tweet Jokes 
edited by @rowemag and illustrated by @rowemag, @russwillis and @derrygriffin

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I hope you will enjoy our completely re-imagined and re-researched version of "Poultrymovies, Dogsongs And Other Witty Tweet Jokes," with its colourful new cover by @russwillis and great new interior drawings by @derrygriffin and @russwillis. There are different tweets, with many new ones added. This small joke book is filled with ridiculous puns on movie and song titles. They come from Twitter™ “threads”: someone starts a new theme, such as #zoosongs or #maternityfilms, and then other people from around the world add their own suggestions. The only rule is that they can't be real titles, and here are some examples: #bodypartfilms:"Lobe, Actually."#kitchenhorrormovies:"Village of The Jammed." #laundrysongs: "Rinse You've Been Gone." #catanddogfilms: "The Good, The Bad And The Pugly." #tailortunes: "Zip Sliding Away." #dogsongs: "It Mastiff Been Love." #scaryclothingmovies: "Invasion Of The Bodice-Snatchers." #poultrymovies: "Clear And Pheasant Danger." Threads can be added on to very quickly, but after a few days of neglect they disappear. The ones in this book have been preserved, like figs, the rotten ones thrown away and the good ones set up in jars, with judiciously-added cartoons. If you like figs, or figgy pudding, you may find this book to your taste. 

This book is a desktop collaboration, with any profits shared among contributors.
 “It's a great little book!” @DerryGriffin 
“Excellent!” @travelmaus
"Twitterific buffoonery!"  @russwillis
"I received the book today and have been laughing repeatedly." @lokimaros
                                                                 "Some of those puns are brilliant!" @Tefisheep
                                                                                           "Have not laughed this much in ages!" @ashxyz
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